Wednesday, March 21, 2012

NOBLEMAN SOMNJALOSE SIMELANE'S GRANDCHILDREN

To learn about Blogger Phiri, Anti-racism Activist and one of Simelane's myriad of grandchildren’s fuller story, particularly Phiri’s 27-year-long fight against a Mandelasque-Xhosa racism now joined by an apparently shallow-minded, henchmanship-bound Mr Jacob Zuma who (patently after taking pernicious racial lessons from Mandela in Robben-Island Prison against Zuma’s own Zulus but pro-Mandela’s Tembus) believes “Nelson Mandela is the father of Nation South Africa” when we all of us know that the founder of the great ANC liberator of which Zuma and Mandela have only been privileged to preside over at one stage or another, is not Mandela, but a Zulu-speaking Dr Pixley ka-Isaka Seme [by affinity Second Maternal Cousin Twice Removed to Blogger and Writer Goodman Manyanya Phiri] from whom Mandela stole the latter’s world-renowned legacy as Continental Africa's Premiere Liberator and Scholar......

...Please watch my 2012 two videos directed to Constitutional  Court Chief Justice, Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng  i.e. Video One and Video Two (a pair of videos to which I refer as “Phiri’s judicial history”)


You may also want to view what I’d call an emotional and lengthy but pithy account called “Phiri’s autobiographical video 2012”.


However, it is my assessment that the most thoroughgoing background to my largely complicated life can be gleaned from what I call “Phiri’smilitary autobiography”.  And where it concerns that particular "military" autobiography, please watch videos recorded 2009 for the attention of Mr Jacob Zuma and long before I discovered that the self-same Zuma is back-stabbing anti-racism-Phiri pro- the racist tribalism going on in his army (SANDF) with Zuma condoning the army acts of corruption pro-Mandela’s Eastern-Cape-Tribe of the Tembu and environs (Mandela's Tembus gave Zuma the so-called spy tapes that made him president, and so he is fatally indebted to Mandelasque Eastern-Cape regionalism at the expense of the rest of South Africa’s nine sovereign provinces, including his own KwaZulu-Natal which, together with a few regional Zulu-speaking sycophants who are for personal gain, rather than the respect of the Great Zulu Nation, are parroting what is now a song for “illiterate Zuma’s Second Term as ANC President via Mangaung”, an obvious pipe-dream that will nonetheless turn many sycophants into corrupt millionaires before December 2012 when Zuma gets the boot from ANC delegates who will not be fooled by his shenanigans)....


.....please watch the videos in this strict  conventional order Video 1, Video 2, Video 3, and Video 4)




  1. How much of your family pedigree (as Singer Vuyo Mokoena so well in the Zulu/Xhosa Language highlights Christian-class-per-Lord-Jesus-Christ with his song above) counts for the type and weight of challenges you are bound to  face in life?

  2. Just another conundrum, I know!

  3. I, Goodman Manyanya Phiri, Progeny of a Simelane Maiden....

  4. ...am always bothered by unknown pasts..

  5. ..past ancestors, past civilizations, and past relationships I Africa had with nature, the plants, the trees, the rocks and the cosmos.


  6. I am bothered about the fact that our current suffering under a Zuma government in South Africa (be we Swazi, Afrikaaner, Pedi, Xhosa, Thembu, Tswana or any other African ethnic group) may well be as a result of our ignorance so much embraced like the baby doted over!


  7. I understand it is not usual for one to be so curious about the past.


  8. Yet I am not ashamed of it because I know that in every one thousand households there will be at least one child who thinks like I do "that the past is alive with us today and we ignore it at our own peril"...


  9. ...and today I am presenting my past in ancestry from the common ancestor known as Swazi Nobleman Somnjalose Simelane.


  10. The Simelanes' praisesnames include "Litalankhosi" ("Archetypal Mother of  all Kings ")


  11. For sure, you will find that, next to the Tfwala, Nxumalo and other highly regarded Swazi clans, Simelane features greatly.

  12. Indeed, it is not uncommon for Swazi Kings to be born of a Simelane, Tfwala or Nxumalo maiden.

  13. The maternity of my maternal fourth-great grandfather (Somhlolo, the Swazi King of the 19th Century who was in military-strategic alliance with such other Azanian royalties like Shaka the Zulu and Maqoma the Xhosa) is interesting in that regard.

  14.  Somhlolo's biological mother was a LaSimelane (daughter of Somnjalose Simelane).

  15. For that matter, current Swazi King (Blogger's maternal fourth cousin, Mswati III), is born of a Tfwala Maiden...

  16. ...and his father (Blogger's maternal-third-cousin-once-removed King Sobhuza II) is born of a Nxumalo Maiden.

  17. In any case, even though King Sobhuza I (a.k.a. Somhlolo) is highly regarded in Swazi Royal genealogy, the fact that his mother was a Simelane Maiden is not necessarily the reason why Simelane to this day bears the praisename "Litalankhosi" ("The Mother of Swazi Kingship").

  18. There is, I believe, well-recorded historical proof that my 19th century ancestor Somhlolo was not the first future Swazi king to come into the world bragging Simelane for Mitochondrial Eve.

  19. Personally, and from my experience, I've come to believe there is something divine about the people of the surname Simelane ("divine" of course until science explains to us their genetic make-up which tends to influence so many millions in Southern-Africa Azania).

  20. It was a Litalankhosi whom I was told about to serve as my good lawyer when back in 2001, Messrs Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma falsely charged me in order to racially and very anti-constitutionally cover-up for an act of prostitution at my work-place.

  21. Interestingly, this wake-up call (towards a Simelane for saviour) was given me by Sotho-speaking one Mr Molefe Kenneth Mokoena who is not "initiated" into Swazi culture, let alone "sold"  to it!

  22. When in March 2011, Winner-by-hook-or-crook Mr Jacob Zuma was preparing to illegally raid my office and my home with an Anton Piller unauthorized by Judge George Webster (or any other judge for that matter), out of the blue, it was another Litalankhosi who saved me from calamity from Zuma's men armed to the teeth for no reason whatsoever if not to assassinate me.

  23. I was, per sheer divine intervention via a Simelane, advised to vacate both my office and my official residence in Centurion for those three Zuma-armed-raid days.
  24. Of course, the  said raid  was to be compounded by a Zini-Bobelo-Corruption-Covering-December-2011-yet-another-kangaroo-court-charge-against-Phiri via a Mr Norman Yengeni "fully authorized by President Jacob Zuma to charge Phiri"
  25. (Of course, this Zuma-Yengeni charge after an agreement not to publish my whistle-blowing against Zuma-condoned corruption in the Army, goes against "dissident-name-calling" Citizen Newspaper's Paragraph4 of the agreement we made before Judge Webster that  "It was however agreed that the court order would not be used as the basis for any action in another forum.")
  26. This is the reason why we are as of this 2012 back to Square One with Mr Jacob Zuma over my whistle-blowing and his power-abusive cover-ups started in 2001 while he was still in cahoots with Mr Thabo Mbeki's Xhosa-racist regime.

  27. I believe the six military policemen Zuma (without Judge George Webster's say-so) illegally sent to my office and my home in my absence March 2011, would have shot me dead for no provocation at all,...

  28. ...but for the timeous phonecall to vacate by...

  29. Simelane, naboNgwane, Mpembelikhulu
    kaLokothwayo, wena ondlebe zimqhewana
    ngokuqhetshulwa ngamagundwane
    wena kandlovu zidla ekhaya ngokweswela umalusi
    mazalankosi (MatalaNkhosi) azala uSomhlolo.


  30. That is why today I am proud to present...

  31. ...the Children of Somnjalose Simelane, he who comes as my maternal fifth-great grandfather via...

  32. ...his daughter Nkhosikati LaSimelane  via...
  33. ...his grandson Somhlolo via...
  34. ...his great grandson Khenkana via...
  35. ...his twice great grandson Sigeyeza via...
  36. ...his thrice great grand-daughter Mafede via...
  37. ...his fourth great grand-daughter Thokozile via...
  38. ...this very pen of yours truly!

    As stated hereinabove about the birth status of Nobleman Somnjalolose Simalane, you would expect that he most probably had in that 18th Century several children an even more numerous grandchildren who  would naturally be Goodman Manyanya Phiri's cousins.

    It is from those grandchildren that one more "direct" ancestor of Phiri's (maternally) comes from.

    His name was Somhlolo, better-known-as King Sobhuza I.

    Ironically, it is from a "nigger-bashing" site that I
    to my liking,
    got a a representation of His Holy Majesty,
    19th-Century's
    Zulu King Shaka Zulu,
    a contemporary of
    Somnjalose Simelane's
    equally royal grandson (Somhlolo)
    and Bloggers maternal 4th great grandfather.
    The first British settlers in Southern Africa
    so much revered and even hated Shaka that
    all those who were in alliance with him were
    referred to in relation to Shaka Zulu.
    and my ancestor (the Swazi King Sobhuza I):
    was referred to as
    "a veritable Shaka of the North'
    21st Century picture of Swazi Nobleman Somnjalose Seimelane's
    sixth-great grandchildren and Bloggers nephews
    Mr Elly Masango (hand-on-face) and near him
    Mr Kenneth Robert Phiri (in black top) as well as
    Mr Morgan Yethu Phiri (in white top)
    This was on the occasion:
    The South African funeral of Mr Bright Phiri,
    Goodman Manyanya Phiri's father born in Malawi



    In a 21st-Century Picture:
    Swazi Nobleman Somnjalose Simelane's fifth grandchild
    20th-century-born Mr Goodman Manyanya Phiri and Blogger
    (first on the line with a ringed feeder hand)
    at a workplace team-building exercise
    (O.K. That potable stuff remains the most terrible thing for your mouth!!)

    Any appetite for reading about Somhlolo's siblings?

    Just go on-line and read about Swazi royal genealogy!

    For me as a blood relative of the Swazi Royal House, this is just one of those advantages of having in your pedigree a prominent ancestor or cousin (and I seem to have quite a number of them both maternally with the Dlaminis of Somhlolo, as well as paternally, with the Phiris of Matanje)

    Just you watch this space!



  39. Still, some questions linger around crying out for answers and one of such is:
  40. "WHY DID YOU DO
    Somnjalose Simelane's PRESENTATION?"you may ask.

  41. The answer to this is simple:


  42. At the pace things for Phiri's life are going with Mr Jacob Zuma leaving me no quarter to enjoy my human rights as a full-fledged South African citizen, one day I will end up (if I am lucky) prematurely in a coffin or (in the standard way of the doings of the Zumas in exile), Simply Disappeared Without Trace.

  43. For that matter, one of my relatives featured here, Mrs Thembisile Nyathi, whom I have given the honour of being the first person highlighted here read last week this blog and another and got the shock of her life I was in so much trouble and told me in tears that she does not think I will survive this war.  I promised my first cousin Thembisile "It is not a worry for me if I survive or die in this fight, my worry is those who, like Mr Zuma are busy engineering my destruction, should not live to enjoy the fruits of their crime just like those who caused Stanza Bopape to disappear to this day are driving expensive cars around Pretoria smiling "Just how stupid black people are: we murdered them, tortured them, and caused them to disappear without trace yet they never even bothered to try and found out who we were... thank you very much Mr Mandela for forgiveness".

  44. "If I should die." I told Thembisile.  "No Human Rights Court out to prosecute a suspected-perpetrator-Zuma for his abuses against me, should struggle as to whom to ask, whom to appeal to, and whom to pillory."

  45. Also it is important for me for the records of my exile-growing children to know not only their relatives (like Thembisile Nyathi) but also the people, like Mr Jacob Zuma who caused via artificial charges and denial of information in respect of my TRC-Truth-and-Reconciliation-Commission-case, caused them (my children and their Tanzanian mother) for 18 solid years now, to remain marooned and effectively banished to the East-African country.

  46. Beside the sweet tears of Cousin Thembisile Nyathi, I was also  prompted to identify people around my life after reading today two important messages on this Human Right's Day in South Africa, one Delivered by the office of the State President, while the other, by the office of the Public Protector.

  47. Notwithstanding the fact that I have been truly buoyed by the Human-rights statement coming from the Presidency, the past two incumbents to the  President’s Office have since been very destructive towards any notion of addressing, let alone redressing the Goodman Manyanya Phiri cases of deeply violated human rights to this day, 21 March 2012.  I call it

  48. Indeed, even as I am preparing this post template March 21, 2012, there are indications that there are Nguni, particularly "Mandelasque-Xhosa tribal" plans afoot to make sure that, after 60 solid years of an ANC dominated by Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism, the oncoming first non-Nguni President of the ANC i.e. Khalema Motlanthe, will in the future be bracketed by Nguni with both a former President Zuma being Nguni and a future president being Nguni "BECAUSE NON-NGUNI AFRIKAANERS, PEDIS, KHOIS, Non-Nguni COLOUREDS, SOTHOS, TSWANAS, ETHNIC INDIANS, Non-Nguni SANS, VENDAS, SHANGAANS, AND EVEN FELLOW-NGUNIS LIKE SWAZI AND NDEBELES, ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOO DUMB TO RUN THE ANC ON THEIR OWN WITHOUT THE POLICING PRESENCE OF A ZULU OR A XHOSA-SPEAKER")

  49. While the messages from both the venerable offices of the Presidency and the Public Protector are encouraging that one day, after 27 solid years having my human rights being abused by nobody else but the people in power today with and including Mr Jacob Zuma as my commander in chief who last year violently turned against his own subordinate Phiri, six armed military policemen ("with murderously bloodshot eyes") at the latter’s Lyttelton official residence all in order to suppress whistle-blowing on corruption at the workplace, I will one day maybe get a state President and/or a Public Protector who will listen to my case with the correct glasses of lawfulness and not abuse of the courts just because “[I Zuma am the commander in chief over Phiri and I will not allow Phiri to blow the whistle on any corruption by any of my friend Mandela's relatives like Zini-Bobelo]”.


  50. I hope one day I will have retained to South Africa my first wife Leonilde and Children Thoko and Maziri (otherwise banished to Tanzania by the Jacob Zumas to this day despite TRC rulings to their favour as victims of human rights abuses at the hands of Xhosa-speaking Clarence Makwetu, Monezi Gcilitshe, Benson Mandindi and supposedly Sotho-speaking Daniel Mohato Mofokeng a.k.a. “Romero”).
  51. I hope the false 2001 charges that two clearly Nguni-tribalized gentlemen Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma meted out against me for blowing the whistle against their fellow-Nguni Ntombizodwa Zini-Bobelo who corrupted a security organization in Year 2000, will be dropped by a sober-minded incumbent to the presidency seeing that those trumped-up charges came three days after my writing a grievance to the presidency over the Mashoala-Ramano cover-up to the Zini-Bobelo-fornication-for-promotion, and a Phiri grievance letter written 6 March 2001 (over the aforementioned, self-corrupted Zini-Bobelo, for which Zuma is prepared to lose his ANC leadership over for ignoring all grievances written him over the corruption by his friend Mandela's self-prossed cousin Zini-Bobelo over the rot in Zuma government offices othewise meant to serve South Africans fairly without any Xhosa tribalism, black racism or Zumaism)

  52. For that matter, I don’t need spy tapes to have the charges dropped.  I just need the implementation of a South African law called  PAJA (Public Administration Justice Act) ...implemented by a fair-handed and constitutionally-minded future president who cannot only be sympathetic to an act of whistle-blowing, but will not be talking Zuma’s language that [charges that come after a grievance was written to The President over corruption cover-ups, should take precedence over the grievance, as indeed, even as of today, Mr Zuma has flatly refused to address a grievance launched with the office of the presidency on 06 March 2001 BECAUSE HE DESIRES TO ABUSE THE COURTS AND GET ME WRONGFULL FIRED THROUGH THE VICTIMIZATION CHARGES THAT EMANATED FROM MY BLOWING ON THE WHISTLE ON ONE TOO MANY CORRUPT XHOSA-SPEAKING "MANDELA-RELATIVE" IN GOVERNMENT!].

  53. In the near future, I hope to get both a President and a Public Protector who will ensure me a refund of my personal R1-million spent since 2004 fighting a victimization case alone in the Supreme Court, while Messrs Mbeki and Zuma were abusing courts to silence a whistleblower.

  54. I hope to get a Public Protector who will assist me together with the future State President to revive the two cases I have pending in both the Constitutional Court and the Supreme Court for otherwise having run out of funds to prosecute them.  Mr Jacob Zuma, where he is clearly a collaborator to my victimization in favour of the Zini lady, cannot be getting a judgement by default where he has unlawfully denied me the financial power, like is due to any civil servant charged at work, to prosecute my case.

  55. In any constitutional democracy like ours, incumbent Mr Zuma, his minister or his other security subordinates in the “per-judge-unmentionable” department whence I was falsely charged in 2001, removed and caused to loiter in office as of 2002, dragged very litigiously to a string of Supreme Courts hearings from 2004 to 2010 over the same Zini-Bobelo corruption matter, and finally escorted at gunpoint in 2011 to stay at home forever, CANNOT GET ANY JUDGEMENT BY DEFAULT.


  56. Mr Zuma cannot get any judgment by default to his favour when he himself with one side of the tongue orders his director general to the departmnt concerned to deny Phiri funds to pay lawyers for the 11-year-old case while the other fork of the tongue announces on this Human Rights Day today [South Africans have equality before the law]:


  57. Does Mr Zuma seriously call it "human dignity" the poverty-stricken conditions that he (through abuse of state power to protect Zini-Bobelo's work-place-prostitution-for promotion), as per the next video shows, he has forced Phiri to live under in Mamelodi, Pretoria, South Africa?





  58. As a victim, I still do not think anybody who helps not himself deserves help.  That is why today on this Human Right's day, I've resolved to point out individuals who had a role negative or positive in my 27-year-old struggle (since 1985 in an ANC exile) against Mandelasque Xhosa-tribalism in the otherwise most venerable anti-racism and anti-tribalism African National Congress among whose founders, I am proud to say it till my last breath, were my maternal cousins by affinity, Swazi Queenmother Labotsibeni and Pixley ka Isaka Seme the latter of whom as you might know, via Swazi Princess Lozinja, made Zulu conjugal relationships with the Swazi Royal House from which house maternally descend not only my third maternal cousin Mr Zwangendaba Seme, but, of  course, my own mother, Mrs Belinda Thokozile Mavimbela-Phiri too, and her immediate ancestors: mother Princess Mafede Nkosi, grandfather Prince Sigeyeza Nkosi, great-gran Prince Khenkana, to my mother's twice-great gran, [His Majesty Swazi King Sobhuza the First and Maternal Third Great Grandfather to Writer and Blogger Goodman Manyanya Phiri].

  59. Lastly, I need to mention the fact that I am aware of the level of bad feelings, from both friend and foe, this post may generate.

  60. But I am also aware of the inestimable value it will have to those who are research-minded.

  61. From foes: it will solicit rancour because for the first time I am identifying Zuma's 27-year-old and older instruments of his xenophobic oppression on Phiri.

  62. From some friends and relatives:  bitterness because in general people dislike their details going on-line (you would swear maybe they once saw a computer mauling and fatally biting a close relative's head!)


  63. The second and perhaps most important reason why some (but not all) relatives and friends may fume at seeing their names on these posts is the fact that people do not want to be associated with a revolutionary like Goodman Manyanya Phiri.  (Interestingly, once Revolutinary Phiri becomes President of South Africa Phiri tomorrow, the very same people will be the first to jump (pretty much like self-corrupted Zini-Bobelo is doing about the Old-man Mandela who may not even know the Zini-Bobelo character possibly abusing his in-many-respects-deservedly great name) and say: "Hey, did you know that the President is my cousin?"

  64. To particularly my blood relatives (if it will help where I am sometimes said to be caustic), I have one message to say to your mollification and placation:  I DO NOT NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE MY RELATIVE SINCE I AM NOT SUGGESTING HEREBY THAT WE, BY VIRTUE OF BLOOD TIES, "SHARE THE SAME POLITICAL VIEWS".  Indeed, Cousin of mine reading this, only an imbecile can jump to conclusions like "If Phiri is the thief, then so too is his first cousin Thembisile or any other cousin".


  65. That part having been put to bed, I do though admit guilt in advance, that, where my friends, relatives and "allies" are concerned, I will also per accident or even design, open up serious family discussions on issues of paternity that others would best confine to the family whisperings.  But still, if you or I think X is not Phiri's father (and we've talked about it in the family to the extent that Phiri has publicly changed his surname from "Phiri" to the "Sibeko" who is supposed to be the "real" father i.e. biological father, EXCEPT FOR THE HEAD-MUNCHING MONSTER CALLED A COMPUTER, what is the difference between the on-line public on one hand and on the other hand:the public stretching from Phiri's residential neighbourhood to Home Affairs offices?

  66. Surely I would hate it when I am gone and my currently two-year-old daughter Tamara or Zuma-exiled 18-year-old daughter Thoko goes to visit an aunt who, though per her own professions is not an own sister to my daughter's father WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHEN THINGS LOOK BRIGHT FOR THE PHIRIS AND DESERT THE PHIRI FAMILY WHEN DAYS ARE AS DARK AS THEY HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS in a xenophobic Apartheid,  that was followed by a Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism, which has now apparently spawned a  Zumaphoid racist South Africa).


  67. Lastly, I am  a strong believer in the notion that your life is not in your hands; rather it is in the hand of your enemy if not that of your God, meaning that your enemy (marked "Foe" in these posts) is probably the most important person in your life.  Treat your enemy with dignity and he will treat you with equal dignity; and treat him like an animal and he will do the same to you when the tables are turned as they surely shall be turned one day in favour of your enemy!


  68. May it be the last accusation against Goodman Manyanya Phiri that I did not appreciate potential salvation from my own enemies, but I am not about to treat them with undue respect when they have so much brutalized me, my wives and children for the past 27 years now, without any scintilla of remorse.  Sorry, but respect does not come cheap from a Phiri. Us Phiris are the original kings of all humanity with even the Holy Bible referring to us as 'Pharaohs'; and we deserve a measure of respect from commoners like Mr Jacob Zuma... Hallelujah!

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