Kulwa Moi, the Kenyan butterfly spreading its wings to fly even as a young school-going girl, BUT DEPRESSION WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT! To this day, depression is still bringing her down and interring her alive. But her never-say-die attitude and her daring to speak about her condition (too often between sobs ) mean her rescue is nigh as medical expertise can and does beat depression particularly with patients like Miss Moi. But first, let's get a musical ring to depression. Bonnie Raitt's rendition of ["Hear Me Lord I'm Feeling Low"] |
There is a taboo about a health
condition called ‘DEPRESSION’ (in the great Kiswahili Language, “MFADHAIKO”; SEEING
THAT THIS POST IS ABOUT A YOUNG KENYAN WOMAN WHO HAS COMMUNICATED HEREIN IN THAT EASTERN-AFRICAN LANGUAGE).
Depression is a condition
probably easy to describe if you’ve read extensively about it, say, when you are
studying psychiatry or you are an inquisitive sufferer who stumbled upon
psychodynamic literature.
However, if you have ever
suffered from it from the perspective of the average sufferer, and now desire
to convey the feeling to someone who does not know it, YOU CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT. I even want to hazard the statement that most depression sufferers in
the world DO NOT EVEN KNOW THEY SUFFER FROM THE CONDITION, and that is tragic
where depression is such a serious condition some countries are reportedly locked in frenzies towards getting depression some serious recognition with the sufferer accorded disability status just like somebody without a limb or two or
somebody who has lost power of hearing etc.
Now let me try to describe
depression myself (but even me do not you trust seeing that my most read childhood books were, surprise surprise, medical rather than political). Well, then (and according to Dr Phiri who
never became a doctor) Depression will make your life miserable.
Every pain coming your way hits
you tenfold more than it would hit the next guy.
Every day of your life is a
torture more so because you do not know what wrong you did to deserve this.
The demon will remind you of its
stranglehold by letting you, often for two solid hours or three per fortnight,
to have an inexplicable high comparable only to heaven whereas you cannot
explain the source or cause of that high.
Then you are back again to the gloom of depression for another week or
more.
People around you are
unfeeling. Doctors diagnose you for
diseases you do not have. People call
you a malingerer; others call you a coward.
At school you may have an
above-average IQ and your marks will attest to it, but you will continue to
suffer privately from an inferiority complex and having a friend of the
opposite sex is a completely disarming thought. Except for the company of
headaches, you are mostly a loner; with luck, having one and only one trusted
friend. You may have studied diligently
the whole year, enough to get an A for your subject but come examination day
with a particularly intense attack by your depression YOU FAIRLY YOUR SUBJECT
or at most, barely pass it! Other kids
who saw you studying throughout nights (“cross-nighting” where your insomnia calved
by your depression made it a walk in the park) will goad you no end:
“Aha…? So you see it, Phiri? You
studied HARD but you failed SOFTLY!”
‘“Aha…? So you see it, Phiri? All Work No Play Makes Jim a Dull Boy!” but for you the Africanist we will
rephrase it: “All Work No Play Makes PHIRI a Dull Boy!”’
When in adulthood you get some
money you want to drink so as to drown the pain in the side of your heart and
your mind. Indeed scientists seem to
suggest that a good number (if not the majority) of alcoholics are masking
depression, having alcoholism as a secondary malady where the primary one is
DEPRESSION. Too often you consider death from own hand is the solution to the
problem and many depressives end up committing suicide which is a consolation
in comparison with the fact that a good number will kill their loved-ones
before killing themselves. (South Africa alone, peopled by only about 50 million
of the world’s billions of human beings, bandies frightening statistics and
ratios of just how many people who, unbeknown to us, live in our midst
privately harbouring this ‘virus’ of depression. But the sad thing is: since we do not know
much about the condition nor do we have the identities of the sufferers WE UNKNOWINGLY
HARASS THEM EVERY DAY, HARRY THEM, CALL THEM STUPID, DISLIKE THEM, WITH THE
RESULT THAT A LOT OF THEM COMMIT SUICIDE WHEREAS YOU FIND A FRACTION THAT MAY
COME AT YOUR DOOR GUNS BLAZING BEFORE TAKING THEIR OWN LIFE! And we will
usually say ‘Mr or Miss So-and-so finally snapped against her own boss’).
The horrors of depression are not
the focus of this post. I would rather put my microscopic lens on a thirty-year
old Kenyan (Miss Kulwa Moi) who lifted the veil on this condition, at least to
me, her Facebook Friend. Naturally her name, Kulwa, has been altered to protect
her standing in a global society that still finds depression as a taboo subject
where ‘depression is a condition suffered only by weaklings’.
Secondly,
please do not take my advice to Kulwa (or even what you have read so far) as
the bible truth about either depression and the low blood pressure which seems
to the second affliction of Kulwa’s. I
am not a doctor; and I will advise you to see a qualified doctor if either or
both conditions afflict you. He or she will probably refer you to a specialist
known as psychiatrist.
In the same vein,if you have got
money to waste and your life to play with,GO AND SEE A WITCHDOCTOR/SHAMMAN/PROPHET/SEER
ETC for this condition. However, it is
not the aim of this post to send hither or thither; my aim being just to help
society lift a veil on a subject talked about in more hush-hush terms than sex
and political oppression put together!
Talking of which, I think corrupt politicians and sexual predators
thrive on depression where one of its symptoms may well be FEARS, PHOBIAS, AND
ANXIETY SPELLS! What Banana Republic politician in power would not relish a huge
dose of fear for him?
I have not edited my conversation
with Kulwa; as such it stands in both English and Kiswahili (or the little
Swahili I think I know). The English is
of a different colour from the Kiswahili. Let blog author and readership help
each other here: I have done my part to lift the conversation from Facebook to
this blog post. You do your part by
seeking a translator on line to give you the message in English or Kiswahili (whatever
individual case it may be) for your desired text. You will probably have to copy the requisite
text and paste it on the translator of which such translators are many on the
Web.
But please enjoy the conversation
if you are bilingual in Kiswahili and English.
The only word I am prepared to translate for you from the Kiswahili to
English is the one that in particularly all the South African native languages,
as led by Afrikaans, means “stools” or “faeces”. I am defending myself in advance here as
Kulwa refers to me by the same word at the very beginning of our dialogue! Do
you know why…? BECAUSE IN KISWAHILI THE WORD (“KAK-A”) DOES NOT MEAN WHAT WE
MEAN IN SOUTH AFRICA, RATHER IT MEANS “ELDER-BROTHER”
KULWA
I miss you so much, Kaka. Mimi mwenzio naumwa.
10:55
PHIRI
unaumwa nini, Wewe Mtoto?
10:56
KULWA
Nasumbuliwa sana na low blood
pressure
10:56
PHIRI
Tangu lini wewe kuwa na HYPOTENSION
hiyo?
10:56
KULWA
Sijui kwanini. Nimekonda sana ndani
ya week hizi chache.
10:57
PHIRI
low blood pressure ilianza....?
10:57
KULWA
Ilianza kunisumbua tangu nikiwa
Form Three lakini mara nyingi nimekuwa nikiicontrol. Sasa
hivi Inanipa Shida sana
1999 ndo iliianza. I was too
young. Nilikuwa mnene sana. Na low blood pressure
ikawa inanisumbua.
11:07
PHIRI
Utapona tu. Inamaana ulizaliwa nayo
hiyo Hypotension. Low Blood Pressure siyo
ugonjwa, bali ni baraka kwa upande mwingine. Najua inasumbua kwa kukufanya
dizzy na pia ndiyo hiyo inayosababisha depression yako,
lakin baada ya miaka kumi zaidi utafurahi kwa kua nayo kwani YOUR BLOOD
PRESSURE WILL STABILIZE AND YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE AT THE HEALTHY AGE OF 105
YEARS! Nazungumzia kitu ambacho nami ninacho. Kwa hiyo,
amka, tengeneza uji au kula chochote utanenepa tu ili mradi ukiondoa wasiwasi
kwamba eti unaumwa. Nikwambie kingine: sababu yapili unajihisi unaumwa ni
DEPRESSION yako hiyo, maana yake uko kati-ka
STAGE moja kinachoitwa HYPOCHONDRIA... yaani kila unavyojisikia mwilini na rohoni unajisikia
mdhaifu; nayo hayo yanapita tu Kipenzi. Sasa wewe kama unaona matatizo kupata
vidonge vile niliyekwambia vinunuwe kukabiliana na depression, FANYA MPANGO BASI KWA MTU ANAYEKUJA SOUTH AFRIKA ANIONE
NIKUNUNULIE HAPA NAYE AKULETEE. You truly do not have to suffer like
this since both Depression and Hypotension are not DISEASES per se, but they
are physiological conditions of your own body you need to master. I love you, Kulwa.
11:11
KULWA
Hivyo vidonge niliulizia pharmacy ya
hospital nilipata Vitamin B-Complex tu. ila
ntatafuta Muda niende pharmacy nyingine
nikaulizie.
Now I understand, Kaka. Nimemalizia kupata chai sasa hivi. Asante sana.
11:12
PHIRI
When were you born, again, Kulwa?
11:12
KULWA
Na ni kweli napata sana dizziness
Sanaa. Juzi nilianguka sebuleni.
Born on 01 December 1983
Kuna daktari kunambia nipendelee
sana kinyaa coke au Pepsi etiinasaidia kuwekwa presha sawa. Is it true? Japokuwaa kweli nimejaribu kutumia Na nikaona Inanipa Msaada.
11:18
PHIRI
So you are round about 30. My hypotension started to
stabilize at around age 39, meaning at my current 52 I have the blood pressure
of a 25 year-old meaning I can never suffer from a heart attack, I can never
suffer from stroke,I can never so easily suffer from kidney failure and other
diseases associated with high blood pressure seeing that I probably will start
having High Blood pressure at age 100 if I am still alive... AND THAT IS THE ufariji I AM TRYING TO SHARE WITH YOU, Pacha Wangu. In this meantime PLEASE STOP USING SUGAR
OR STUFF WITH SUGAR LIKE ICECREAM, SODA ETC because you are making your
condition worse that way. Je, naweza kupata ‘Ndiyo Kaka
niliacha tangu zamani matumizi ya sukari’?
11:34
KULWA
Ndiyo Kaka, niliacha zamani hapo kwa
Sukari. Hata mwanangu Shujaa aliacha zamani. Ahahahah You made my day,
Kaka.
11:59
PHIRI
You made mine!
Daktari yule mwenye ushauri wa Pepsi na kadhalika
namuona kama vile si mtu anayejali afya za wagonjwa wake,anajitafutia fedha tu.
Maana yake huwezi kumwambia mgonjwa ajitibu kwa sumu inayejulikana kotekote
kimataifa kama vinywaji vya soda na misukari yake. Wewe uliona wapi hata hospitalini wagonjwa
kupewa soda?
13:06
KULWA
Hapo sasa. Ahaha. Hata hivyo
sitakunywa tena. Umenipa Maneno ya ujasiri sana. Nakupenda mno wewe Mkaka. Thank
you so much for always being there for me.
13:06
PHIRI
That pleasure is mine, Kulwa!
mmmhh kaka phiri upo salama maana umepotea sana....
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