1. Ikhona
into engangiphethe kahle ngathi thina Sizwe Esimpisholo: sithanda ukwenzelwa
izinto ngezinye izizwe futhi asinalo neze igqabho nokuziqhenya ngezinto ezingamasiko
akithi njengakho belu “ukuphahla” engikwazi kangcono ngolimi engaluncela,
IsiSwazi/Siswati.
2. Bengingethande
kulombhalo wanamuhla ukugeqa amagula kakhulu ngamaphutha ethu njengokuthatha
izingane zethu emalokishini siziyise ezikolweni zaBelungu…. (“Uke walibonaphi
wena ibhubesi licela inyoka ilikhulisele iwundlu, noma inyoka icela ibhubesi
ikhuliselwe izinyane?”…kepha lokho yinto ejwayelekile kithi thina abomdabu
lapha yize engekho noyedwa umntwana woMlungu engezwa kuthi uthathwe
kumasabhabhu walethwa elokishini KwaMashu, Emlazi, Emdantsane, eSoweto,
Kanyamazane, Seshego, Botshabelo nezinye izindawo…ingane ithi uma isifundile
kulezo zikolo zabantu abamnyama iphindele eSilungwini iyodelela amasiko
abeLungu?)
3. Akwenzeki
lokho kuBelungu kepha kithina abamnyama sekwaba yinsakavukela umchilo
wesidwaba. Lezinganyana zethu lezi
ezinobuchoshana obuncane ezibucoshe kuBelungu zibuya ekhaya zingodokotela,
abameli nezinye izicwicwicwi KEPHA EZINGAHLONIPHI LUTHO OLWETHU LWALAPHA EKHAYA
NGENGESIKO ENGIFISE UKUKHULUMA NGALO:
4. UKUPHAHLA.
5. Ake
ngiqale ngokuxolisa kulabo abafundiswe ngaBelungu ezikolweni: angisho neze
ukuthi ukufundiswa nguMlungu kuliphutha khona ngobuqu babo, ingani baningi
abeLungu abasaziyo futhi abasihloniphayo isintu sakithi! Kwamina ngifundiswe
ngabo abeLungu lapho ngenza uGrade 12 kwesinye sezikole ezaziwa ngokuphakama
ubuthathu kubantu abamnyama ngezikhathi zengcindezelo ye Apartheid… leso sikole-ke
kwaku yiThembeka Senior Secondary School ngonyaka ka 1980. Futhi kwakhona emazweni engangifunda kuwo
ngisekudingisweni abeLungu base Norway, Canada namanye amazwe omhlaba
babengifundisa futhi bengihlonipha njengomfundi wabo….OKUNGICASULAYO YIKUTHI
ATHI UMUNTU NGOBA EKE WAFUNDISWA NGABELUNGE BESE EZENZA NAYE UMLUNGU HAYI BO
YICHILO LELO! Ake ‘siphahleni-ke’.
6. Isiko
lokuphahla yisiko laKwantu; kangangoba yonke iAfrika ingaka iyakwazi ukuphahla,
ngisho nabeLungu imbala sebakhona abakwaziyo ukuphahla lokhu engikhuluma
ngakho.
7. Cha,
angiyena usolwazi mayelana nalelisiko, kepha okuncane engikwaziyo yikho kanye
engifise ukuthi ngicaphunelane ulwazi nawe ngakho ngengomfundi weblogu yami.
8. Ngizoqala-ke
ngento oyaziyo ukuze ngikwewezele phesheya kalula uqonde nalokho obungakwazi
ngokuphahla.
9. Ake
ngithi uke wazibona izangoma ngejwayezi lazo lokuhamba zingafake sicathulo
zingenambadada? Ngisho na uMose eMbhalweni ongcwele watshelwa ngokuthe bha
ukuthi makakhumbule izimbadada ukuze akwazi ukuxhumana noMenzi wakho;
kuyinamhlanje ungaya ezindaweni eziningi kwi-internet ufune ulwazi nzulu
ngokuhlakanipha KEPHA ENYE YAZO NGUKWELULEKWA UKE UZINIKE ISIKHATHI UHAMBE
UNGAGQOKE LUTHO ONYAWENI NGESIZATHU SOKUTHI LOKHO KUSIZA UKUDLONDLOBALISA
UKUSEBENZA KWEZIQU ZOMZIMBA ZONKE (“reflexology” NGOLIMI LWASEMZINI), EKANTI
AKUSEKHO NAMUNYE KOSOSAYENSI BANAMUHLA OSANGABAZA UKUTHI UKUSEBENZA KONKE
KWENGQONDO YANOMAPHI UMUNTU KUSUKA KHONA EZIQWINI ZOMZIMBA KUYIMA KUFINYELELA
ENGQONDWENI.
10. Kepha
konke lokho kwakwaziwa ngabantu bomdabu nangaphambi kokufika kwaBelung
nesayensi yabo: ESIKUJABULEYO-NJE KUNYE NAKHO UKUTHI AKUKHO OKUSENZA NABELUNGU
SINGABONI NGASO LINYE KEPHA UBUPHUKUPHUKU BETHU NJE OBUSENZA SILAHLE AMASIKO
ETHU SIZENZE ABELUNGU ABAMNYAMA.
11. Ngizoke-ngithole
elinye ithuba kengibhale futhi ngobumqoka bokuzinika amathuba okungafaki
izicathulo uma ngizokhuluma ngendlamu, ngekhaya likaThixo, nangobuhlakani
beNkosi yaMazulu, uShaka obabugxile kakhulu ekutheni abantu bayeke
ukuqhakambisa izimbadada kepha baziphe ithuba lokuxhumana noMdali okuthiwa
ngesintu kwaziwa ukuthi uPhansi Komhlaba (nayo futhi okuyinto osengathi
isayensi iyaqalisa manje ukuyivuma ukuthi “AKEKHO EZULWINI PHEZULU KEPHA
UNGAPHANSI KOMHLABA UMDALI WETHU”).
12. Ngidedele-ke
Mfundi weBlogu yami ngigxile okwanamuhla ekuphahleni nakho okuyinto
engisandakundiswa yona yisalukazi simbe nonyaka lapha eGauteng ngenkathi
ngixakwe ngamacala nezinkantolo zami engikholwa ukuthi nawe usuyazi ukuthi
AZIPHELI.
13. Ukuphahla
ngendlela engikwazi ngayo negama lona loku “phahla” (ngingengazi okwamanje
ukuthi ngabe likhona na ngeSizulu)…ngikwazi ngolimi lesiSwazi/Siswati.
14. Ukuphahla
lokhu kuyindlela yokukhuluma noMdali wakho ucele izinhlanhla nempumelelo
kulokho okufisayo noma ezinkathazweni zakho (kepha ngokokuqonda kwami
awuzuphumelela neze uma izicelo zakho zingahambisene nothando lomndeni wakho,
abangani nomphakathi ophila nawo, futhi lokho kuyisona sizathu kimina esenza
ngibone ukuphahla kungaxabene nenkolo yamaKrestu futhi uma ungahle uphahlele
ukuthi njengomfano ‘Makafe Umakhelwane Wami’ funa kufe wena kuqala!). Ngizama
belu ukuchaza ukuthi ukuphahla akuyona indlela yokuthakatha noma ukukwenzela
phansi omunye umuntu kepha izaba zokuziphephisa wena ngokwakho EQINISWENI, lona
noJesu ake wakhipha amazwi ngalo ukuthi LIZOKUKHULULA. Mina-nje ngokwami ngingezihluphe ngiphahlele
ukwehlula omunye umuntu enkundleni noma ekhotho ngibe ngizazi ukuthi
nginephutha KEPHA NGIYOQALA NGOKUYOXOLISA KUYENA FUTHI NGIKHOKHELE IZINDLEKO
AKHALA NGAZO KUTHI-KE UMA EKWENQABA NALOKHO NGIFUKA OPHIRI BONKE NGIZOMPHAHLELA
NGIMPHAHLAZE!
15. Okunye
futhi mina njengoPhiri engingeke neze ngizithole ngikuphahlela YI NOMA YINI
EMHLABENI UMA IZITHAKAZELO ZABAZALI BAMI NGINGAZAZI. Angiphahli uma ngingazi isibongo sikaMama
sozalo, uyise owamkhulisa, noyise wesende.
16. Angiphahli
uma mina ngokwami ngingazazi isibongo nesithakazelo sami esisuka kubaba
owangikhulisa, nesibongo sikababa wesende.
17. Bakhona-ke
nokho nabanye abahlanyayo lapha kulomhlaba kaShaka abaye bathe maqedane
bangezwa ukuthi oyise ababakhulisayo akubona abesende, babhuduzele bashintshele
izibongo kulaboyise abashaya isende konini maqedane babashiya dengwane…YIZINHLANYA
LEZO FUTHI ANGIZOGXILA KUZO NJENGOBA NGIKUBONISA MANJE UKUTHI NGIPHAHLA KANJANI
MINA GOODMAN MANYANYA PHIRI OWAKHULISWA NGUBABA UPHIRI NOMA “UBABA WESENDE
NGATSHELWA UKUTHI NGUBABA USIHLONGONYANE”.
18. Abasekho-ke
emhlabeni obaba uBright Phiri owangikhulisa no Baba “uAlbert Sihlongonyane”
owamithisa umama wamshiya ngingakazalwa noma sengizelwe kepha ngidengwane
nomama engenamsizi.
19. UPhiri
wangitshela izithakazelo zakhe ngizazi zonke; ngisaxakexakekile ngezithakazelo
zakwaSihlongonyane kepha akunani ngoba IDLOZI ELIKHULU KIMINA YILELI LAKWAPHIRI
ELANGIKHULISA INGANI SIMUNYE LAPHA EMHLABENI KEPHA AYIKHO INDODA OKUFANELE IDLE
IZITHUKUTHUKU ZENYE!
20. Ngiyamazi
uPhiri wayethanda ukudlani nokuphuzani ngoba phela ngikhuliswe nguye (noSihlongonyae
uma ngizwile wayedlani ephuzani ngiyomcabangela). Okumqoka lapha yikho ukuthi ekudleni
naseziphuzweni zobaba (futhi ngiyokwenze njalo nasezidlweni zomama, zomakhulu,
zobabamkhulu kanjalo kanjao) KUFANELE NGITHATHE UKHEZO OLULODWA (noma into
engako) KUTHI UMA NGIBAKHULUMISA NGOSIZI NOMA UMBONGO WAMI (akuphahlelwa
kuphela izingxaki nokubonga UYAKUPHAHLELA!) NGIBAPHE BADLE BAPHUZE!!!
21. Abanye
kokhokho bethu babebhema nokubhema; kukhona logwayi osewaziwa kakhulu eSouth
Africa njenge “Sineyifu/SNUFF”.
Kuyokusiza ukuthi naso sibekhona (noma-ke mina ngokwami ngizokwengeza
isigarethe ngenzele ubaba uPhiri engimazi ukuthi wayezithandela yona). Mayelana
ne “Sineyifu/SNUFF”, uthe loGogo ongifundise ukuphahla angoqaphela ngingasebenzisi
lesi esibizwa ngo “Taxi” kepha ngisebenzise esibhalwe “Ntsu”.
22. Ngifisa
ukuqeda lombhalo ngaleyondlela-ke ngingegeqe amagula sengathi ngiyemuka (baningi
nabantu abajwayelekile ongababuza bakuthasisele ngalelisiko laKwantu).
OKUMQOKA NAKHU.
23. Bonisa
inhlonipho uma ukhuluma nabalele. Asikho isidingo sokukhipha imali uye
enyangeni noma esangomeni ukuze ukhulume nabakin inyanga nesangoma babazelaphi
abakini. Uma uwazi umlando wozalo lwakho kabanzi lokho kukwandisela izinga
lokuphenduleka kahle emithandazweni wakho ingani ngokhokho abaningi
abazokusiza. QAPHELISISA UKUTHI NGENKATHI UKHULUMA NOKHOKHO BAKHO UBEKA
ESANDLENI SAKHO SOKUNENE UHLANGOTHI LAPHO ILANGA LISHONA KHONA, NGAMANYE
AMAGAMA KUFANELE UBE NGUMUNTU OBHEKE ENINGIZIMU INGANI ININGIZIMU YILAPHO
KUNESIQALO KHONA SAWO WONKE UMUNTU EMHLABENI.
24. Ngikufisela
inhlanhla!!!
Lona ukhuluma noMenzi wakhe ngendlela yokunxua okhokho bakhe... KWENZENJANI THINA AMA-AFRIKA SIYENQATSHELWA UKUKWENZA LOKHO NOKHOKHO BETHU BABIZWE NGAMADIMONI? |
Ndiyabulela ngemfundiso yakho. Izoceda kwelihambo lwam....ingaba akhona amaxesha umuntu ekumele aphahle ngawe?
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