Thursday, January 17, 2013

OPRAH WINFREY SOON AND VERY MUCH SO FOR TWO SOLID HOURS OPENING THE MOUTH OF SO-CALLED WORLD DOPE KING IN SPORTS LANCE ARMSTRONG THE CYCLIST.


This world, science concurs, is made up of molecules in IN ACTION, and some of those molecules are illegal in some fraternities and countries.



Now, the man, Lance Armstrong (once viewed as the zenith of cycling in the world) is said to have come out clean to Billionaire interviewer Oprah Winfrey of the United States of America all over the the allegations he he he was, except for drug abuse, NOT THE MAN WITH (if without performance-ennhance drugs) THE 'ARMSTRONGEST' ARMS FOR HOLDING A BICYCLE AND WIN A TOURNAMENT AT ALL!




What a world!




SENIOR INVESTIGATOR QUITS ARMS DEAL PROBE, QUESTIONS COMMISSION'S INTEGRITY - Times LIVE

Senior investigator quits arms deal probe, questions commission's integrity - Times LIVE:

'via Blog this'




A judge, Phiri's fellow-South African Mr Willie Seriti and a once-acclaimed Pan Africanist, Mr Willie Seriti possibly getting ready to sell his own soul and conscience to Mr Jacob Zuma over this Arms-Deal issue. Zuma's personal advisor was, if the rule of law is to be respected in South Africa, FOUND GUILTY FOR HAVING BRIBED ZUMA OVER THESE ARMS-DEAL MATTERS. But "Bribee" Jacob Zuma was in some extra-ordinary manner not only left off the hook, but was also turned State President of the Republic of South Africa! AND NOW JUDGE SERITI IS BUSY CONTEMPLATING (if he is, with that picture look) TO COMPROMISE HIS OWN CONSCIENCE TOWARDS TURNING THE BIGGEST COUNTRY IN AFRICA (SOUTH AFRICA IF WE ARE TALKING CONTINENTAL ECONOMICS) INTO ANOTHER BANANA REPUBLIC AND THEREBY REDUCING THE AFRICAN TO A SO-CALLED MONKEY BABOON OR ANY OTHER APE-SPECIES WHO FAILS TO THINK FOR THE WELFARE OF OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.  Goodman Manyanya Phiri is protesting this rubbish; and I say both Zuma and all his co-collaborators in the Arms Deal for the SANDF must speedily be removed from power, prosecuted and sent to jail if found guilty; for South Africa is not a playground for profligates, criminals, rapists or any types to be supported by corrupt judges (if any exist), but South Africa is THE CRADLE OF HUMANKIND...THE ENTIRE AND VERY WHOLE HUMANKIND

LET LIFE GO ON


The greatest asset you command AS ANY INDIVIDUAL is ‘your emotions’.


Your emotions connect YOU with your fellow-human beings in China, The Americas, Europe, Africa, You Name It!


Your current emotions also connect you with God, if you are a believer.



But once you, as I, talk 'emotions', you cannot ignore or escape considerations towards that part of emotions CALLED 'love for a fellow-human-being!


You cannot ignore ‘love for a sweetheart’ or even ‘love for a spouse!' IN MILITARY LANGUAGE I COULD SAY "LOVE IS THE STRATEGY AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS TACTICS"!



So, please, go ahead: love somebody... marry somebody if you can...and ignore the negatives that go with such a unison (more than a union) as you shall, with your success, have created ONE MORE SUCCESS STORY TOWARDS HUMAN CONQUEST OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS SO DESTINED IN CREATION!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL DERBY BOUND TO BE EXCESSIVELY BIG ON SEX?

Ever seen footprints of a genius? Definitely you will never find them in Brazil because the genius there is busy getting shod in soccer boots.  However the formula the genius has come up with is out there in the open:


Let me leave it to your imagination as to what the flying ball is. What the referee is.  What the linesmen are. What the 20 kicking players are.  What the two goalkeepers are.  What the score is.  What the two competing teams are.  And my favourite: WHAT A PENALTY IS!

All I can as a South African say is: "May Our Sister People The Brazilians Enjoy Every Bit of The Moment!"

The god of soccer lives in Brazil (even though the largely-black-nation-without-one-census-registered-black-I-gather still has a long a way to go towards concentrating on their soccer strong point and thus leaving the sex industry alone...the sex industry is far older than Brazil, Brothers and Sisters of our Southern Hemisphere!)


A map of Brazil, where the next round of the biggest derby the world has ever known (FIFA's Soccer World Cup) is taking place only moons away!

IS SOUTH AFRICA UNDER JACOB ZUMA JUST ANOTHER AFRICAN JUNGLE?



A Facebook friend of mine apparently from the United States of America made me realize the violence that exists in my own country(South Africa) under Jacob Zuma.


First,and to confess my ignorance, I HAD NEVER KNOWN THAT THERE COULD BE JAYWALKING IN A CITY LIKE SOUTH AFRICA'S BLOEMFOENTEIN.  For me, jaywalkking was reserverved for the highway where cars travel at 120 km/h!


Anyway, under Jacob Zuma's rule in South Africa, this poor guy (a pedestrian if this video is to be believed), was knocked twice by the same taxi, and thirdly, KICKED HIS OXYGEN OUT BY THE SELF-SAME TAXI'S DRIVER.  There was then a smooth and non-challant driving off by the perpetrator WITHOUT ONE SINGLE FELLOW-SOUTH AFRICAN COMING TO THE POOR MAN'S RESCUE.


We live in a jungle, Man! It is a jungle with Jacob Zuma in power in South Africa; for whatever crime that pedestrian might have committed, HE DID NOT DESERVE THAT CRUEL PUNISHMENT!

Saturday, January 5, 2013

ONCE AGAIN A FACEBOOK FRIEND DIAMOND ROUGH M GETS ME ANALYZING AND TYPING ABOUT HUMAN IDENTITIES

Technically, I am once again committing journalistic sacrilege by commenting on my blog about stuff I meet on Facebook, a forum 'revealed' by some as a tool of the CIA (the intelligence-gathering of one of the two most powerful nations in the world, The United States of America).


However, I love sharing information because I believe to be human is to be informed about your surroundings.

WHO IS SUPERIOR BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN


Today's post has been 'provoked' by one more Facebook acquintance of mine as named on title; and I personally wonder why there could still be idiots in the world who imagine masculine superiority over femininity where BEIGE (and not GREY) MATTER IS CONCERNED!



Anybody ever counterpoised menfolk to you as more superior than womenfolk?


Whoever did that must have been A NUT!

Women are always the superior 'race':

1. They have more stamina hence they swim further than any male swimmer will ever dream to do



 2. They have greater emotional endurance hence there are less suicides among women than there are mongs men. Furthermore, they not only walk around for nine months with another human being in their bellies, but they commit parturition thereafter (called "childbirth") and a SO-HUGELY-PAINFUL process over which I as a man would commit suicide over even before attempting it.



3. Women are superior to menfolk because of their larger corpus callosum (and I hope my spelling is correct for the corpus callosum, hey?). O.K., for the uninitiated, corpus callosum is the hole that ALLOWS A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE divide the left brain of any human has from the right brain. Put simply albeit more astoundingly, ALL OF US ARE IN FACT TWO HUMANS IN ONE WITH OUR TWO BRAINS ‘THINKING’ INDEPENDENTLY OF EACH OTHER.  And now, the communication speed between the two guys or girls determines your level of 'intelligence' (whatever 'intelligence' is), BUT THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN IN THAT DEPARTMENT OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAINS, HENCE THEY CAN DRIVE A CAR AND AT THE SAME TIME MIND THE BABY AT THE BACK-SEAT WHILE PUTTING ON MAKE-UP something which no one male   (because of the male smaller corpus callosum THE CONNECTOR TO THE TWO HUMAN BRAIN FOR ANY INDIVIDUAL OF THE SPECIES) CAN DO.


Me and my better half: I dominate her physically and financially, but I am no fool to think I am intellectually superior to her!




ONCE MORE ON THE ALLEGED LINK OF FACEBOOK WITH THE CIA IF YOU HAD NOT VISITED THE LINK MUCH HIGHER UP ON THIS POST!




Friday, January 4, 2013

XHOSA-SPEAKING MR MNUKWA WANTS TO KNOW IN DETAIL ABOUT FELLOW-COUNTRYMAN ETHNIC-MALAWIAN GOODMAN MANYANYA PHIRI'S IDENTITY



I, Goodman Manyanya Phiri like your ethnological theme on Facebook, Mr Sabelo Mnukwa! E Nkosi Kakhulu! Ndiyabulela kalokhu ukleleklele THOU ART A WISE MAN! I like your ethnological theme even though I know I am journalistically being dumb to respond to it on my blog rather than on Facebook and on Facebook alone. 



However, and for the general readership, I am at war with Mr Jacob Zuma and too often in warfare , rules are being ignored as such that regulate civil relationships, let alone journalese. So please forgive any of my infractions by writing this!



OK, Mr Mnukwa, you asked about the meanings of African names and a topic that touches me dearly (and you asked so well that you even put your own name history which I will attach at the end of this post, if highlighted).


Goodman Manyanya Phiri is my name although I prefer being called “Manyanya”, rather than the English-sounding “Goodman” which has its Zulu/Nguni equivalent of “Keeper of the household or UMGCINIMUZI or Gcinumuzi”, which is the original name my Swazi/Nguni-speaking mother had originally given me at birth with my late brother having been name Vusumuzi which means “Raiserof the Family Name” because he was the first boy child my father had ever conceived (with me obviously be the second).


Well, at the bottom of it all, my parents did struggle to name me, it seems. I mean I probably got my first name "Goodman" when I was already at school. First, my ethnic-Malawian father thought I would be "Goodwill" until he discovered that Goodwill is also the first name of the Zulu King Zwelithini and thereafter because of respect to the King, Papa decided I should be named (rather as His Majesty) "Goodman" because of my reported taciturn or silent habits as a child namely I WAS JUST A SWEET CHILD RARELY COMPLAINING, RARELY NAUGHTY AND MOSTLY SAYING NOTHING TO ANYBODY.


My middle name is Manyanya; and as for that it seems like my father (who also bore the same for his middle-name) had an ancestor who had the name. Manyanya interprets to "short-tempered-one" in Nguni.... note:: my ethnic-Malawian father has his ancestors in present-day KwaZulu-Natal and in fact my paternal great great grandfather (Pikamalaza) was the commander of Zwangendaba's military forces that defied Shaka Zulu and trekked north-eastwards up until Tanzania during the Mfecane/Difaqane of the 19th century.


My surname is Phiri which of course is the world's oldest royal surname in the with even the Bible even quoting it (albeit with some corruption from “Phiri” to "Pharaoh")

Phiri ruled the entire world even before the the so-called white man and woman were born (our children as Africans).

So I am proud to be me and a greatest hater of racism whether white racism or black racism.

I am looking forward to the day when all humans very globally can embrace as one race and one species without minding the looks; and I am ready to fight and if need be die for those ideals.

HOWEVER, I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR TOPIC OR THEME MR MNUKWA; FOR WITHOUT IT I WOULD NOT HAVE THIS POST ON MY MUCH-READ BLOG::: THANK YOU!



























Malaika Wa Azania [Mr Sabelo Mnukwa]
Comrades, if you don't have a colonial name, please tell me what the meaning of your name is. Afrikan names always have significant meaning. For example, a girl child born after there has been a death would be called Maleshoane. Or a child born when there was conflict in the family would be called Daluxolo because they bring peace by virtue of being born. Or a child born when the family was in serious fights (often with regards to paternity) would be called Dipuo. Or a child born in a succession line of children of the same gender would be called Phindile...etc. So please explain to me what your Afrikan names mean. 

My full names as they appear on my ID are Malaika Lesego Samora Mahlatsi. Malaika is Kiswahili for "angel", obviously my mother believes me to have been God-sent, i suppose. Lesego is a Setswana name meaning "luck". I don't know why i have a Setswana name because none of my parents is Motswana and i am Sotho myself. But i was named that because when i was born i was very ill with what is known as "phogwana" (i don't know what it's called in English), so they feared i'd die. But i was lucky, i survived, hence the name "lucky". As for Samora, well, the former leader of FRELIMO, Samora Machel, was killed on the 19th October 1986. On that same day in 1991, i was born. So it's a commemoration to him, and a celebration of Mozambique's greatest revolutionary. 

So let's discuss the meanings of your Afrikan names and it possible, share the history behind the name.







South African Phiri nuclear family

daughter Sibusisiwe Tamara Phiri (3) with a bleak future in South Africa where Mr Jacob Zuma is persecuting the father for standing up against Mandelasque-Xhosa-Nguni racism where Zuma call Mandela "Father of The Nation South Africa"...father also persecuted for standing against black racism where light-skinned South Africans' brains and contributions are treated by Jacob Zuma as meaningless and deleterious  'just because Apartheid was run in South Africa in the name of all Caucasian people'. But the self-same Zuma is forgetting about the contributions made by such ethnic Caucasians as Neil Agget and many others who fought to death in declaring that Apartheid was just a mere evil system rather than a "white thing".

Me and my wife on the eve (or-so) of Year 2013

Miss Tamara Sibusisiwe Phiri (3)